Hello Skiers, Watch out boarders
Here we are at Crystal Mountain
It is very hard and frozen
And they say we’ll have some fun if it stops blowing.
We went down into a wind blast
And found lots of frozen groomers
We remembered warmer fun runs
They got delayed by that darn blasting east wind
All the lifts are slowed by strong wind
It’s blowing 60, now 70.
No need to turn, the wind it stops me
We need to try a option like Sluiceway
Sluiceway’s soft and there’s no wind
Berry Patch’s the place to be now
And Lower E is big soft moguls
The fun is starting, we’ve found a good run now
Oh wait the wind has closed Rex now
What to do - only option is FQ
Guess we’re skiing easy groomers
Not the day I wanted oh no
Magoo is boring, Downhill too
What’s a skier supposed to do
Looks like pizza and costly beer
Take me home I think I’m done with Forest Queen
Oh please don’t make me stay
I’ve skied more groomers than I need
Oh wait a minute, Six’s loading
Powder Bowl is not too bad.
Now Rex is open , wind had died
Frontside’s great forget my whining.
Sunnyside and Gully-Gully
Kept us in the focused fun zone
Great big bumps of perfect softness
Till we were all quite exhausted
Dearest skiers, bouncing boarders
What a fun day worth the waiting
Skiing soft snow in the sun
Please disregard morning whining.
Thanks to Allan Sherman who I butchered (not literally).